May 2013
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
i am three years behind in my math homework
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
hotanimegirl:
i want a lady on the dash but a freak in the ask
i actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and i don’t know why but i just really, really do.
shego:
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
zzingaro:
snapchat makes being cute a lot easier, cause im always cute in 7 second intervals
mstoph:
white girls don’t pee they *you’reinate
methlabrador:
hotbabysitter:
What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.
fuck kind of bus do you ride
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
likeslothstoflames:
hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
snowmiserr:
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
a-better-cowpasture:
What if boys asked girls to be their seat partners in cute ways?
